Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
[The Uruks run from Helm's Deep and into a line of trees.]
Èomer: "Stay out of the forest! Keep away from the trees!"
[The Uruks run into the forest. It groans and sways. Horrible sounds emerge.]
[Èowyn touches Aragorn's face and smiles. The two embrace.]
[The Rohirrim are clearing Uruk bodies. Gimli sits on one, smoking his pipe.]
Legolas: "Final count: fourty-two."
Gimli: "Fourty-two?! That's not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling."
Gimli: "I myself am sitting pretty on fourty-three."
[Legolas frowns. He draws his bow and shoots Gimli's Uruk.]
Gimli: "He was already dead."
Legolas: "He was twitching."
Gimli: "He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"
[Gimli wiggles the axe handle, making the Uruk twitch.]
[Merry and Pippin stand waist-deep in water. They look up at the balcony of Orthanc.]
Merry: "He doesn't look too happy, does he?"
Pippin: "Not too happy at all, Merry."
[Saruman and Wormtounge stalk along the balcony.]
Merry: "Still, I suppose the view would be quite nice form up there."
Pippin: "Oh yes, a quality establishment. I hear the staff are very good."
[Merry surreptitiously tries to measure his height against Pippin's. Pippin looks back at him, and Merry pretends to be picking something out of his hair.]
Pippin: "What are you doing?"
Merry: "Nothing. The world's back to normal, that's all."
Pippin: "No it isn't. I'm starving."
Merry: "Good luck trying to find something decent around here. Probably only dead rats and moldy bread."
[Pippin finds an apple floating in the water. He looks up, then he smiles.]
[More apples are floating.]
[He grabs them, then drops them to pick up a roast chicken, then finds a whole basket of apples. Merry finds a carafe of wine. They enter a storeroom filled with food.]
Merry: "Saruman's storeroom!"
[They see barrels marked 'Southfarthing'.]
Pippin: "I don't believe it."
Merry: "It can't be."
Pippin: "It is."
[They open a barrel.]
Merry: "Longbottom Leaf. The finest pipe-weed in South Farthing."
Pippin: "It's perfect. One barrel each. Wait. Do you think we should share it with Treebeard?"
Merry: "Share it? No. No. Dead plant and all that. Don't think he'd understand. Could be a distant relative."
Pippin: "I get it. Don't be hasty."
Merry: "Exactly. Bar-hrum."
[Treebeard peeks into the storeroom as smoke begins to billow out.]
[Faramir and the hobbits wade through the flooded city to an alcove. Gollum follows.]
Faramir: "This is the old sewer. Runs right under the river through to the edge of the city. You'll find cover in the woods there."
Sam: "Captain Faramir, you have shown your quality, sir. The very highest."
Faramir: "The Shire must truly be a great realm, Master Gamgee, where gardeners are held in high honor. What road will you take once you reach the woods?"
Frodo: "Gollum says there's a path near Minas Morgul that climbs up into the mountains."
Faramir: "Cirith Ungol?"
[Gollum crawls past him.]
[Faramir grabs Gollum and holds him by the neck.]
Faramir: "Is that it's name?"
Gollum: "No. No! Yes."
Faramir: "Frodo, they say a dark terror dwells in the passes above Minas Morgul. You cannot go that way."
Gollum: "It is the only way. Master says we must go to Mordor, so we must try."
Frodo: "I must."
[Faramir throws Gollum down.]
Faramir: "Go, Frodo. Go with the goodwill of all Men."
Frodo: "Thank you."
[Frodo and Sam start off. Faramir grabs Gollum again.]
Faramir: "May death find you quickly if you bring them to harm."
[He flings Gollum toward the sewer. Gollum limps away.]
Sam: "Come on. Keep up! Mister Frodo didn't mean for them Rangers to hurt you. You know that, don't you? He was tryin' to save you, see?"
Gollum: "Save me?"
Sam: "So there's no hard feelings. Forgive and forget."
Gollum: "No, no. No hard feelings."
Sam: "Very decent of you. Very decent indeed, Gollum."